Comments. Please!!!
But it's all the more frustrating because .... Nobody freaking ever comments!! Well, some do - but one tends to hear from the same four people - hey Graeme!! Which is awesome - because those who do bother to comment are intelligent, witty, sometimes caustic commentators.
But, it really would be nice to hear from the other 45 people who read this blog on a regular basis.
Now, just to be clear, Aunty's not talking about all those delightful folk who regularly email her in private to request a spanking, or to offer a spanking, or to ask for a link back to their blog, or to temporarily deposit the Nigerian President's illegal fortune in her bank account.
She's asking regular people who read this blog to simply hit the "Click to comment" link below this post. Then, using your own name, your neighbor's name, or "anonymous" type something like: "Hey, I'm (fill in the blank) from Outer Mongolia (or Peoria, or wherever)." Include your credit card number, expiry date and PIN (Just checking you're paying attention ;)). Then click "Login and Publish" and you'll have made Aunty very happy.
So happy, in fact, that she might just be willing to spank you. Or link back to your blog/website/Porn toplist.
Many thanks to the wonderful Bonnie who conceived the idea of "Love our Lurkers Day". Interested readers should visit My Bottom Smarts where Bonnie's keeping a list of all the Spanko Blogs observing this auspicious day.
posted by Aunty Agony at 11/03/2006 12:58:00 AM
103 Comments:
Poor Aunty you are absolutely right. It's very rude of people like me who regularly visit your highly enjoyable, interesting and amusing site but fail to even say "hello" let alone make a worthwhile contribution.
There are some excellent spanking sites out there, which to your credit, you link to them all but in my opinion your site is the best of all.
Your blog brings a contemporary and non-kinky feel to what most people consider a very "old fashioned" and kinky subject.
I shall in future endeavour to make the odd comment when I think I have something interesting to say.
Dear Aunty,
Yesterday, while speaking of you to a friend, I called you "The Ever-Swanky Aunty Agony". I have been enjoying the fruits of your labor since the beginning.
I've just started my new blog.(Goddess Under Construction.blogspot) Somewhat sexual and narcissistic, with a red streak of spank. And now, I've learned enough html code, that I am tackling my sidebar!
Life just goes better with a spank!
I believe multitudes of regular readers are now, in fact, spanking themselves in penitence for their negligent past behavior toward their beloved Aunty. I, myself, have sent some links in the past but have done little lately. I will try to provide some more input now as your site has become a daily staple and it's the least anyone can do in return. To sum up, Aunty rules and we are all thankful (spankful?) for your wonderful blob.
Yup. You're right.
I've been reading your blog for months and nary a comment have I made.
I apologize.
I too shall endeavor to comment.
Dear Auntie,
Thank you so much for your delightful blog. You are right; I have been remiss in failing to comment. There can, of course, be only one punishment for such an offense...
HEY Aunty Iam sorry for not commenting on ya blog you do an excellent job and i enjoy comming to Ya blog it usally one of my major stop in morining i check to see if you updated or not,
i think an excellent punishment for people who not comment on ya blog should in fact recivce or get a good spanking by you with any implement and how ever you like and for as long you want the spanking to last. that should teach people like me. a lesson we need to learn
mike
Even the thought of a spanking from Aunty Agony is enough to bring this closet spankophile wannabe out in the open........
Aunty,
I just knew you would bring your inimitable style to this effort and you certainly did! That's a splendid appeal, and obviously a successful one as well! Enjoy!
Hugs,
Bonnie
Guilty as charged. And I should know better, since it bothers me when people read my spanking stories and then don't comment on them.
I enjoy your site very much. The only reason I haven't commented (Note: Rationalization Imminent) is because it's very visual, and there often isn't anything to say.
Other than, I suppose...YUM.
Pagan
Hi Aunty!
Debbie
I've asked a couple of questions before but I'm 99% lurker. You are my spanking homepage and I really appreciate all that you do.
Thanks a bunch
Gentbb Boston MA (I grew up in Peoria ha ha)
Your sure to get lots of comments with this great post.
Happy TGIF
Hugs
Theresa
I've never been here until today but I assure you that I'll be coming back. I like your style and you seem to have plenty of loyal readers.
The longer I stay on the path Bonnie left behind, the more I enjoy it.
Love,
The Butterfly Temptress
P.S. I'm adding you to my blogroll...a daily read for certain!
But Aunty, the heir-less, relative-less Nigerian president's last words before entrusting me with his $12 million fortune were "Let not poor Aunty starve..." That's why I'm suggesting we split the money 60-40 in my favor. I'll just need a few personal details to get this in motion...
MAX
Since you ask. I will comment. I check your blog often. I use your blog and spankingblog as my chief indexes of what is new and happening in the online spanko world. Thank you for your fine work. Keep it up.
Hi Aunty, Yes I have been one of those naughty lurkers who peek in this site and are amazed that other people are fascinated with the excitment of bare bottom spanking. I just love the idea of being over someones knee and having an old fashion hairbrush apllied with unabashed gusto. Indded it get me hard just thing of it. Regards, Green
Aunty, I should be spanked for the misspellings! How about it! Green
I love seeing pictures of people being spanked in "real life" so I got hooked on your blog by all the birthday, sorority and bar spankings. I've been lurking by ever since. I have posted a couple of anonymous comments but I will try to post more often. Thanks for the great blog.
Aunty
I'd comment but I'm late for my daily spanking!
I promise to post more often, even if I have to do so standing up.
Great site, I have to go face the hairbrush now.
Dear Aunty,
Your superb wit and cleverness make spanking seem such sublime, saucy, sophisticated sport.
Here's a long overdue thank you!
Well said Aunty. I of course am among the guilty. I enjoy reading your blog with my morning coffee. Thank you for entertaining the spanko masses!
Be good!
I have lurked here for several months without saying a word. Sorry about that you are quite right to complain. You have a brilliant site -thank you very much and long may you continue your blog. Incidently I am not from outer Mongolia (just England) but where are you from - I could not find it in your profile?
I always enjoy your blog...
Dear Aunty (From Edward)
No excuses I'm afraid. I've been enjoying your site for about three weeks now and I really at least should have said thank you for providing something so enjoyable and entertaining. I guess someone from here in North England will have to spank me on your behalf. I will tell them, honestly.
Yesterday, I attended another of the Yorkshire Spanking parties and a marvellous time was had by all. I notice that SpankrBryan often comments on these get-togethers and he is right, they are great fun and memorable. If anything ever crosses your path on Yorkshire Spanking, please do not hesitate to show it as Jean, the lady organiser would love to welcome any American visitors to our shores and that of course includes yourself Aunty. Once again, thank you.
Edward
Hi.
I pass through here usually about once a day. I've commented a few times, once to you in a pm, and about four times in the blog, the latest- a bit critical- about a week ago. I'll share this much with you: I'm in Baltimore, Maryland, and I discovered your site when it was linked from The Spanking Blog. Been here ever since. It's not a problem to write a bit more, I just don't often write if I feel I have nothing to say. With one or two exceptions I've wanted to pat you on the back rather than the butt, but "Me, too, Aunty!" would just get old.
Anyway thanks for your wonderful blog, and the wonderful dreams I will have of an aunty spanking. :)
Clarence
Dear Aunty, I too must say "mea culpa". I have commented from time to time, but not enough to express my appreciation for you and your wonderful blog.
I'm ready to report to you, at the time and place of your choice, to receive my well-deserved bare-bottom spanking. I will even bring the hairbrush, cane and strap!
I enjoy your style and wit, but simply cannot cope with any level of participation in spanko discussions, even anonymously. Just too shy, or not psychologically ready; this is in fact my first personal communication of any kind w/r/t spanking.
I read your blog at least once a week for any new content.
I'm in my mid 50's and have been in to the spanking scene for over 30 years. I've been to Europe, Asia, and have traveled to all but one state in the United States. So, there's my comment to your frustration. Keep up the great work as I truely enjoy reading most of what is here. Sometimes, I go back and reread your previous posts.
Dr. Marcus Ryder
I check out your blog everyday.You do a good job.It takes a lot of work to run a blog.Keep up the good work.Many spanks to you.
So sorry aunty.
Hello from DENMARK!
I LOVE your blog.
LOTS OF love
SOFIE-AMALIE
Hellooooo, helo, helo, helo.....
Is anyone there, there, there, there...
Empty init...
Hiya Aunty,
I admit i am a lurker!!!
I do come here everyday though and i think your blog is great!!
Thankyou Aunty x
This is an excellent blog Aunty! As everyone else has said, I really should have tipped my hat to you before. Cheers to you and may many happy spankings follow :)
Hey! I'm Billy Bob from Outer Mongolia, and my VISA card number is 1234-5678-9101-1121, exp. date 7/7/07, PIN 1111, CVV2 666.
Nice blog, BTW. I'm a huge fan.
Tis true, I read this blog regularely! I have been de-lurked. Some of my fave sites have been found through aunty!
BC is where I hail from (Canada)
Hi Aunty,
Great idea to bring all us lurkers in to the open.
Great site, it's one of the first sites that I check every day.
Keep up the good work.
A Scottish Spanking Enthusiast
Dear Aunty
Okay, I'm guilty, too. I've never
once posted on Your blog, but I
usually stop-by almost every day.
But Aunty, I know what would happen
to me if I ever used the word
"freakin". It would be off to Your
mouthsoaping blog. Yuck! lol.
I am a regular reader to your blog and I don't think I have ever commented. I am even linked to you. I know...I need a spanking!! :)
Hello and know that I love your blog!
BIG HUGS
padme
My Dearest Aunty -
While I am not by far a regular person, especially since I don't even exist, I am a loyal reader of Agony. It is clear that you put considerable work into this, as you so often show hard-to-find spanking examples from the whole, wide, world wide web.
As my dear wife, Angela, is the sole individual who may partake in spanking my derierre, I shall have politely to decline your invitation. But please don't cause that to believe that I shan't return to Agony. It is a daily delight!
Regards,
Frank
greetings from new mexico, yes i do read this dearly adn you are right as sir vice said, i do read this on an near daily basis , but no fear, this weekend i am due for a spanking, more of a paddling
and i will inform said spanker that i have flown by too many times
Aunty, you were right I apologize thank you for putting together such a wonderful site
Hello.
I am following the link list left by Bonnie of all the people participating in De Lurk Friday and just wanted to say Hi. I will be back to look around when I have more time.
Take care,
Luv,
Lily.
ok,ok, I'm here everyday and I know I should comment. but... I'm not giving you comments just beacouse my poor (in my opinion) english :P
greets from Poland :)
Well i guess , I should confess too. I'v never posted and have looked at your blog daily . Sorry Where do i get in line for my spanking.PS I'm in Texas
Oh goodness, Aunty,
I really must apologize... I haven't lurked, meaning that when I've been here I have commented, but I haven't been here nearly often enough...
It's just SO hard to find the time to visit all the places I enjoy so much, and my daily reads keep me bouncing more than even a Tiggr should be able to bounce... but I will try to do better, I promise.
In return, I would really be touched and honored if you would stop by sometime and take a look around and let me know what you think... you are an idol and an icon here in the spanko community and I always enjoy myself when I come for a visit...
My site is rather playful and light-hearted these days, with lots of fun games for everyone... please do me the honor of stopping by and then letting me know what you think... in return, I promise to try to find more time for you, too, OK?
TTFN,
Tiggr
Hey, I'm Phil N. Dublanc from Outer Mongolia. I visit your wonderful blog everyday. I haven't commented yet but now that you ask so nicely...
how 'bout
"Keep up the good work !!"
nuff said :)
Hi I stop by everyday to see if there is something of interest. Thank you for providing your Blog.
Aunty
I am not worthy! You gave me my start to my blog! For that I will be ever thankful
Brushstrokes
heey all ^^
also a comment...well... a "comment" from me to show that im still awake and still reading the blogs of aunty and offc I allways listen to what aunty orders us to do;)... but now seriously I think Aunty made a BIG point here and we all should comment more offten
Greets from Holland (the place that Aunty forgot about in here post =P)
Aunty, I feel you ought to line up all of us, your loyal readers, for a protracted trip draped across your knee. My sincerest apologies and sniffles.
I just enjoy reading - not big on talking, except in HappyTails chat!
Dear Aunty,
Now That You've given me a guilt trip, I'm forced to comment. I can only say that I enjoy checking in and reading your blog and am disappointed when a few days go by without an update.
I guess what I am trying to say is you have a great blog!! Keep up the good work. Thanks for all the time you put in to make so many of us happy. Chick 611
Hi Aunty,
I really enjoy the links you find, as well as the amusing, tongue-in-cheek commentary you put around them. Nice work and keep it up.
-- BerkeleyMan
Hugs Aunty, just wanted to stop by and send love on "Love Our Lurkers" Day!
xoxo,
Kate
Yes, I am guilty too. What can I say? I'm a sucker for your sight. I guess I should be punished for all the lurking I've done oer the years I've been lurking spaking sites. I've been a spanko (riding both sides of the fence) since way before the Internet. What lonely time that was. Now I can see that even though we are a statistically tiny portion of the population, even a small percentage of a big number amounts to a hell of a lot of folks out there who catch their breath ever so slightly when someone says the word "spanking." Lonely no more!
Aunty,
Count me as one of the naughty lurkers who visits very frequently, but never comments. I'll try to be better, honest I will! Go easy on me, please! ;)
My dear Aunty,
Yours is a refreshing site! I applaud your searching to bring us all the best spanking. You are better than Google!
I am a photographer and live in Central Ohio.
Kenn
Hi Aunty, I'm Mike from Pa. I regularly read and enjoy your blog!!!!! I am a Top, and belong to some spanking groups in the NY area. I host some private spanking partys at my house a few times a year!!! Keep up the good work, I love it!!!!!!!!!! Thanks
Dear Aunty,
My name is Cecil, and I have been a lurker for years. Thank you for all the wonderful work that you do for our community.
Did you know that there are some videos on 'veoh?' There's even one that looks like an amateur vid. The link is here:
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e123901WhPJYDqH
It seemed like the kind of thing you would want to know about.
Thank you for everything.
Cecil
Sorry I do read your blog at least every 2nd day. I enjoy the letters n photo's you post. I am male age 32 from Ontario Canada.
Take care n I would love to spank you or you spank me lol. Take care.
Aunty, sorry for not commenting more - nobody likes to feel ignored or unappreciated. I appreciate the great finds and the great posts - Thanks for informing and entertaining.
Steve (in NM)
ok. I will post something. Read your site every few days. Got me excited about the possibility of you spanking me. Never actually been spanked but would like to try it out. You anywhere near the East Coast :-)
Hi, Aunty!
I'm Dr. Ken from Minnesota....Doctor of Spankology, of course (it's a growing field).
I have commented from time to time, or sent an e-mail or two. But since I'm never one to turn down a lady's plea--here you go!
Great blog, Aunty...keep up the good work!
Greetings my name is Jacob, I'm a programmer from Nebraska (Yes, how exciting).
I've been coming here for a long time but I tend to not post, I never really thought that it would be upsetting in any way.
My fiancé and I are both into spanking but I seem to be the only one that likes to find things on the internet about our kink and others who share it. I wish she was more interested in these sorts of things. I did manage to get her to view a music video you linked to where two women were spanking a large number of people to the point where they had quite a line forming out of their castle. She liked it; I probably should have used that to get her interested in blogs and picture/video posts.
Anyway, your blog is one of my favorites because you do a lot of hunting for more then just, well, porn and truly find some gems on occasion. Thank you for the work that you do for us.
Hey Aunty, I love your site! It's one I visit most frequently. Though I've never commented before, I've always wanted to. Does that count? I will definitely comment more in the future.
Sorry for being so rude. I've just discovered your site and it is the best I've ever found. Still getting up the courage to actively involve in all this so for now it's just hello and thanks from this lurker.
Now there is a strange chat up line "Please post a comment"
Have been a fan for years so I am wrighting to say thanks and please don't feel as if you are been taken for granted
Paddy P Ireland
Well that worked. Now for tea and tiffin.
ttfn
I can relate to your frustration, Aunty. I've written and posted several spanking stories over the years on various sites. It's rather disheartening to see over a thousand people view your story and only four or five bother to comment on it. FYI people, writing a good story or maintaining a blog for that matter takes a lot of time and effort and in most cases we aren't being paid to do it. Our only reward is your feedback, so if you liked what you saw take the three precious minutes out of your day to say so.
Jesus! women like attention like men like oxygen.
Ben from Louisiana.
Hi Aunty,
I´m one of those mystery readers and I usually visit your site daily to check for updates. Thank you for wonderful photos and fun texts. There are no juicy Icelandic sites for me to visit so I remain a devoted fan to those in English :)
Hey Auntie, we lurkers often read and then have to go spank someone to get over what was written and forget to write. Maybe we all need a group spanking and then get back to what we do.
Hello Aunty,
I think I am in the same boat of a lot of others, I visit your site almost daily, yet never comment. I would just like to say that as someone very interested in spanking (The site of a bare bottom over my knee is heavnly)your site is the best!
Zspanker
It is impossible not to admire your energy and enthusiasm; carry on.
Long-time lurker, first-time poster....
Love the blog. Check it whenever possible. Many thanks fro many a good time from Indiana...
You have a wonderful site and it *is* quite rude of me (and other lurkers) never to thank you for it. I truly appreciate all the work you out into it.
Feel free to put me over your knee if you're ever in Indiana - this is only one of the many things I deserve to be spanked for.
Best wishes.
Dear Auntie,
I will delurk myself on your site. I have made no additions too your wnderful site and that is wrong! But, your site is one I start my internet viewing with many a morning. So please keep on keep'n on.
Much support from Washington,DC
Joe
Great site! Thanks for all your hard work.
Anon
London.
Great site, Auntie! Keep up the good work!
Hi, Aunty - just wanted to add my own "hello" to your list of comments, on your always-enjoyable, must-read blog!
I am guilty as charged. I stop by a coupe of times a week and browse. I enjoy this blog and am grateful for it. Thank you.
John
Just poking my head up to say hello, Aunty. Keep up the great work!
Hello Aunty… I admit I am one of those people who visit on a regular basis yet never say hello, so here goes. I go by darkdesires648 on aol, like I said I visit your site at least once every two days. I find it very stimulating, entertaining, and informative. I love the pictures and promise to contribute some when the opportunity presents it self. Do not think for a minute that what you do here is not noticed or needed, keep up the good work.
Drk.
Dear Aunty,
I am very sorry that I have not been more respectful and commented from time to time.
I just love your blog, and especially your wonderful humor about all this stuff. Your written words often convey very charming and mildly erotic visual images in such a tasteful way.
You have also pointed me in the direction of many other wonderful web resources, so thanks for that.
I adore my wife, and she meets my spanking needs, for sure. In fact, she has learned too well how to spank. But she is not really a humorous spanker, at least not in recent years. In fact, as we have gotten, um, . . . older, the paddle only comes out when we have had an argument. There is some spark and romance, but the paddle (and, unfortunately the cane as well) aren’t ever erotic “toys” like they were 25 years ago. Here is how it works now: if she gets angry with me, she paddles me. If I get angry with her, or express that she hurt my feelings, she uses the same exit strategy. She just turns it around and says, “Oh, I know what it feels like to have hurt feelings, and I know what you need when you start pouting and feeling sorry for yourself. So just get me the paddle, and, I’m afraid, the cane. We are going to put a stop to this little pity party right now.” Before long, apologies are flowing from my lips. So much for actual innocence.
But you know what? I love her more than I did when we “switched,” as part of our sex games. And I do not resent getting paddled when she was the unreasonable one. The truth is that I am so glad when she finishes the spanking that I am just grateful it is over.
Keep up the good work!
Obedient_hubby
Hello, Aunty!
Now, I comment sometimes anonymously, but I've always forgotten to say this:
I love your blog!
Loving the blog. Best one there is :)
Stunty
Hi Aunty
Great blog. Know I should say so more often, but I'm shy! Anyway keep up the good work.
Thanks
London Fan
Miss Lizzy Madison lurks on this blog!!! XXOO
Awesome site! I should make it a point to post here more often. Your site brightens my day. (Seriously!)
Gday Aunty,
I'm (one of) your Sydney reader! Check it out ever couple of weeks and it always amuses. Keep up the great work.
Hi,
Love the site. You can give me a spanking anytime!
Keep up the good work.
CG from Ireland
You are wonderful. I stop by often and enjoy every visit.Shpank ya very much for the warm rosey thoughts and images.
Aunty,
LOVE your blog and check it almost every day. I apologize for never commenting. The videos you post are simply the best and I enjoy them immensely. Please keep them coming! And thanks for all your hard work. It's not easy being kinky!
:-)
Well, if may get me a spanking, I'll certainly post a comment. But first I must ask a question. Does your name refer the agony of being a spanko in a rather disconnected vanilla world or does it refer to what happens over your knee?
I enjoy your site and try to visit as often as time allows. Thank you for all of your time and effort in keeping it fresh and very much on-topic.
I have been remiss in not commenting sooner.
Andy
Thanks Aunty Agony,
Great site and links and commentary.
I watched some links with the wife
and she had to see more. Even the stuff I saw already. Great site!
Thank you so much, you brighten my day and always peak my interest. I have been reading your blog for months, and need to tell you how much I appreciate your hard work.
Hi Aunty, I'm Alan, 42, Atlanta, GA. I've been reading your blogs and enjoying your coomentary for a couple of years now(how long it's been I can't really say...but it feels like a lifetime!)
You certainly touch a nerve with me. I've always been a big fan of spanking. In fact, I remember spanking my girlfriend on her 16th birthday, when I was in High School, and it was such a tremendous turn-on. It wasn't until the internet, though, that I really started to fully explore my attraction to spanking. I try to regularly find women who are into spanking, or at least willing to try it, but it's difficult when you've been married for a long time and your spouse isn't into it. So, needless to say, your blogs have been a big part of MY secret life.
Thanks so much, and keep up the tremendous job you do here. And, I probably don't have to say it, but just let me know if you are in town, and I'll be happy to bend over your knee....:o)
Alan
Alwagbass@aol.com
A Virgo girl with a Vrgo brain, knows all there is about the inflicting of pain.
Delicious.
PreppySpkr
(Another Virgo)
Aunty
Great site. My wife and I have been spanking since our first weekend together over 25 years ago.
Keep the spanks cummin'!
this is wonderful site ;p
i am addicted to it, I admit ;) watching the movies makes me crazy sometimes;) i am shy but would like to experience that kind of pleasure..who knows.. ;p maybe I speak to my man..
i'm from Poland anyway ;)
Enjoy your blog what can I say Im not a writer thanks
any changes coming ?
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