Aunty Agony

Aunty is always amazed (and, of course, titillated) at the proliferation of celebrations requiring ceremonial spankings.

And while Aunty has witnessed a few lucky bachelorettes receiving their dose of congratulatory bottom warming, she often wonders if the bachelors are fortunate enough to receive the same treatment.

She certainly hopes they do ... Getting married without a rosy bottom must be very boring indeed.